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someone who is only attracted to the members of one direction and women.
i only find women and niall, harry, louis, zayn, and liam attractive. i’m bisexual
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Bisexual Jonathon, or Jon for short is reserved, thoughtful, and kind. He has a odd personality and likes anime, weed, his family, and sex. In fact he is quite the sex addict and will turn everyone around him into a kinky bitch. He is tall, but not clumsy. His hands are very attractive.
“Bisexual Jonathon, did you hear me?” He replies; “No.” “yes” “what did you say” “I wasn’t thinking about anything”.
Accounts for 95% of the bisexual population. People who can't find approval from either gender, sexually/romantically/socially, and keep jumping between the two.
John: Man, Peter's such a switch hitter.
Matt: He's got a bad case of indecisive bisexuality!
The language of the bisexual community. Most commonly used when you're speechless.
*gets a notification from my boyfriend*
Me: SDOPKFAPSODKONVASZ (bisexual language)
Bisexual-sexual: Someone who now, only feels comfortable dating bisexuals out of uncomfortable and or hurtful expiriences with dating monosexuals (catch all term for someone attracted to just one gender like straight gay or lesbian)
It is not an orientation your born with as much as it is an apprehension to date certain people due to your own orientation interacting with biphobia, homophobia and or transphobia. Sometimes in rare cases, simple sexism from a percieved failure in a cis man or woman to perform strict toxic roles such as men not being aloud to cry or women expected to be meek.
Was originally coined in the bisexual dating world as a tongue and cheek response to biphobes of all genders and monosexualities calling bisexuals too dirty or slutty to date, and or fetishizing bisexuality and or even calling it a phase. An unhealthy fear based response echoing in your head that promises only a bisexual could truly ever love want or understand a bisexual.. if anyone could even love something like you at all. but is now used more widely by some eggs, transgenders and even straight cis people
Hopefully with more irony than what it was in the beginning. for their sake.
Oh yeah, after my last three attempts in finding love, being called that by her/him I’m definitely a bisexual-sexual now..monosexuals are just so weird about fetishizing my orientation.
Oh yeah I’m definitely a bisexual-sexual now, bi girls/boys/peeps just let me be myself more you know? They, BIs seem to get it.
person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes
A person who likes more than one gender.
Gay/Les father(friend)- hey look at this she's sooo pretty
"Straight" best friend- yes shes pretty
Gay/Les father(friend)- are you bi?
"Straight" best friend- no-
Gay/Les father- you're a bisexual in denial