Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout

Bliss Blanket Multiplier

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

Siberian snow blanket

Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"

Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket

Comfort blanket

When a guy lands in the friendship zone, but continues to hope he will break on through to the other side, but never will.

A guy who hangs around a girl giving her companionship while he feels his emotional needs aren't satisfied.

Joe has been friends with Mindy forever, but wishes they were more than friends. He's a comfort blanket, cause it's never going to happen.

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blanket bombing

absolutely smothering the bowl of a toilet with think shit

fuz's blanket bombing ended up in a long cleaning operation

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wet blanket

A super cool girl who is funny, smart, sophisticated, and has a nice rack

Nicole is a wet blanket

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blanket e-mail

A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.

For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.

*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment

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