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When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)
Common misconception is "Teabagging".
The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.
Something internet users made up to use whenever someone has a different opinion than them.
Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!
a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.
1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
Receiving a blow job from a blind girl.
"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."
"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."
While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).
I really pulled a blind walrus last night
A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.
omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day