Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

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Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net

After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.

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Nostalgia Blind

Something internet users made up to use whenever someone has a different opinion than them.

Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!

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blind goat

a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.

1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.

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Blind Job

Receiving a blow job from a blind girl.

"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."

"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."

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Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

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verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

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