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"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."
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Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
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Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.
Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.
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A lucky blumpkin is when a guy is receiving a blow job while taking a shit and eating lucky charms.
"Hey bro, I got a lucky blumpkin for breakfast this morning."
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This is an adventurous woman who performs this act of taking a shit in front of her partner while her partner is sucking off her pussy. Much like the original blumpkin .
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The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly
Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.
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the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john
You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.
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