Pookie Booty

Some one who has the booty that's not huge, but perky and round, secure, and filling. The perfect BUTT in other words.

I got to have me some pookie booty!

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booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

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booty pirate

A dude who likes to fuck ass.

The dude in jail that steals your ass and fucks you in it.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots.
I heard Carlos fucked his woman in the butt, he is such a booty pirate.

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getto booty

A female with a large ass and large thighs

DAMN! that bitch got some ga-toe Boo-tee

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booty doo

when your belly hang out more than you booty doo

Man, that gurl got some booty doo!

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whooty booty

a white girl with a hugee booty, like a black person's booty

kim kardashian has a whooty booty

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booty assessment

verb:

The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.

Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.

(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)

Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!

Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?

Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)

Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!

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