Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.

1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

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NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again

Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.

He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.

Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*

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You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

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broke him down like a shotgun

: Prison slang for someone who, bends forward for anal sex. Usually nonconsensual.

Yeah, that new white boy over in C block, we wuz the only two in the shower and I "broke him down like a shotgun."

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throwing so hard that someone broke their arm

sentence used mainly by watch em to describe how sync threw last round in vapor vs unbound war

watch em: wtf sync why did you push the guy in the bunker, u suck bro u threw so hard that you broke your arm

sync: ok bye I'm leaving this server :crying:
watch em: fuck this im ditching vapor

"throwing so hard that someone broke their arm"

Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend

Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"

I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.

Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

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