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The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.
Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!
The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Slang word for male homosexual
Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!
As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:
Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums
(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')
Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)
Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.
God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.
When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.
Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.
Yes, that is serious bum hunger.