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That classic first year university attitude of always thinking that they need to study
First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram
Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!
When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.
Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.
When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean
Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!
The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky
Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.
Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.
The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨
Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
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