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When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.
"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"
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Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.
An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.
Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.
"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"
"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"
statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person
Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.
The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day
gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock
Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock