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Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...
Ex: Billy and sally are closet lovers because they only fuck in her room.
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Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.
Jake is a closet racist, did you read his blog?
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The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.
2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."
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when someone claims that they don't have a fetish but show their disgusting fetish to everyone else as entertainment to justify keeping their disgusting material on them at all times
<similar to how gay freshmen can be in the closet about their sexuality and will show pictures of naked men to others calling others gay>
cj: fuck chris thats disgusting why the hell would you keep pictures of tubgirl on your phone and show it to everyone
nick: he has a closet fetish
chris: you know you like it
cj: gross dude go masterbate to that somewhere else
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A male who engages with another male in sexual activity but is still considered hetero
"Even though Pierre had sex with David he was striaght and a Closet Tommy"
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Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.
Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)
Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.
(N.):
First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"
Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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