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A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
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Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.
person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.
Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.
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a) A place where someone goes in order to become a clown.
b) Management training.
"Bonzo went to clown school so that he could be the best clown he could be."
"Phil got promoted to management, so he's in clown school until friday."
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in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.
Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown
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When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.
Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.
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Cretinous, jobless males commonly found in the Wicker Park neighborhood of Chicago. Approaching 30 or over, receding hairline social reject who couldn't get any in high school and is capitalizing off a fad to get some mad vag from boyish girls who think they're very "euro", smoke to cover their halitosis, drink PBR because it's cool & they're broke spending their money on something "artsy", whilst growing mad hair in hopes that it will cover their fugly faces and whale belly's, and have highly intelligent conversations while thoroughly intoxicated.
Can you believe that wicker clown actually asked me to buy him a PBR? He's so old, it's weird that he doesn't have a job.
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A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.
That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.
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