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Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!
When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!
when you lock into tom cruise control you are in the most focused yet chill mood ever you are unstoppable and insanely cool
"did you see Al Pacino in heat?"
"yeah I did he locked inn tom cruise control"
Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.
Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.
A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.
Air Traffic Controller: A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.
Jim has poon in almost every city on the east coast. You should see him at the Holidays he’s like an Air Traffic Controller. “Becky your clear to take off on runway 6” roger, “Linda clear to land runaway 2” out.
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A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
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a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
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