maine coon

Or main coon. Best friend (if your black) or primary nigger.

That nigga workin over at chic filet is my maine coon.
My main coon can get you whatever you want.
(Girl) You bes be leavin me alone or ill get my main coon on you.
If you were my main coon, we'd rape this bitch together

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Copper Coon

Copper is stolen and scrapped for cash on a regular basis.
It seems that the majority of copper thieves are of the black race. We often see them unloading the copper from their trucks at recycling plants and most are blacks.

Copper coons ripped the wiring out of my house while I was gone on vacation!

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Coons age

Coons age

I have not seen you in a coons age

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Coon Burger

When one goes to Africa, rapes then kills a dirty, useless, stinky blacman (or woman) (or child) (or a peice of shit laying on the floor) and places it inside a lovely buttered slice of bread.

AL-en; "I fancy a beef burger. Go to McDonalds and buy me one, Failure Schon!"

*fourteen days later*

*Failure throws a black man on the floor*

AL-en; "What the shit?! I asked for a beef burger, not a coon burger you cunt!"

*AL-en rapes Failure til his arse turns to the same colour as Liverpool FC's home kit*

THE END.

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Coon Hunting

The process of looking for a prostitute.

"Hey, Wanna go coon hunting?"
"Yea Man! I thought I saw some chick on the corner when I was driving here!"

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coon cat

A young child from freeport, me who ate some toast, used to be small, but now hes real tall. He is also known as cooonnnnooorrrr

coon cat lifted the puck at buscuit so GIDDY OOHHH GIDDY tought him a lesson

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Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting

“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.

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