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Fake cop, wannbe cop, security gaurd. Black ghetto security gaurd (that will never happpen)
i got my ass shot by one of them gay ass rent-a-cops.
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When a Police Officer or other authority figure representing a government or private entity searches you by using his or her hands. This is usually done to hot, boobular females by both male authority figures and females who would rather the touch of a woman's body to that of a man's. In most cases after cop a feel is completed the female and or male being "copped" is let go unless a serious felony has occurred. "Cop a feel's" usually only occur when an authority figure is bored and or horny.
Barbara felt kinda turned on when the female police officer pushed her over the trunk of her car, spread her legs and did an in depth cop a feel.
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A very risky sexual endeavor likely to be confused as rape. To successfully complete the good cop/bad cop routine, two male friends, similar in body mass and height, must first plan how the routine is to be carried out. One friend (the good cop) must ask his girlfriend or other "partner" to participate in foreplay. The good cop must dress up as a police officer and proceed to handcuff the female to the bed. He then must put on a mask and and leave the room. After leaving the room he is to hand the mask off to his friend (the bad cop) and tag him in. The bad cop, dressed exactly as the good cop, is then free to complete whatever sexual activity he wants on the female. It is considered common courtesy to remove the mask and reveal the true identity of the bad cop, but it is optional to leave the mask on and switch back without the female finding out.
Hey Brandt, do you want to Good Cop/Bad Cop your girlfriend this weekend?
Yes, I think she will be very surprised!
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A cop-stop is being pulled over for speeding and having to suck the cop's dick and give him a cumgasm to keep from being ticketed.
I had a cop-stop today, but he said I could suck his dick and not get a ticket. He was cute and he had a beautiful dick, so I gave him a blowjob! I think male cops like to be sucked by cute cadets!
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When you're trying to get to work but traffic is moving 10mph below the speed limit because nobody wants to pass the cop that's doing 10 under the speed limit. When people first hear it they think you say 'cock block.'
Sorry I'm late to work, I got cop blocked.
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When a fight or rumble ends, not because of a fighter being droped, but because of cops showing up.
Those bastards from the Comp challenged us, but it turned into a cop drop.
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A caucasian police officer that arrests and beats any black nigger he wants
"This is the police, any dirty niggers seen will be beaten then arrested for assaulting a White Cop"
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