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A slang term for the back alley, night club in Calgary, Alberta.
The Crack Alley is the self proclaimed "best rock bar in Canada". It is known throughout Calgary for it's "titty shots", rock music, lack of dress code and lack of security pat down to find the knife/bear mace you probably have on you if you frequent the crack alley.
Staff: It is well known by Calgarians that the crack alley has the most fakest, tannest, bleach-blond, silicone breasted bartenders in all of calgary.
Music: You can request a song to be played at the crack alley if you are a "18 year old" highschool girl who is willing to suck off one of the washed up, 40 year old, DJs in the DJ booth. Although the crack alley does play more rock music than any other night club in Calgary, because of this request policy at least half of the music played on an average night is Lady Gaga, Rihanna or something similar.
Entertainment: Among the many things to do at the crack alley the most popular are; getting "titty shots", fighting (on the dancefloor or in the parking lot) and nearly choking to death from the bear mace that is periodically sprayed by random assholes over the dancefloor.
Clientele: crack alley customers consist of oil rig workers who make a lot of money but blow it all on coke, "18 year old" highschool girls, basically every metal head/skid who went to your highschool and normal people who haven't been in a while and need to remind themselves why they don't go there.
I did a bunch of blow in the bathroom of the crack alley last night and got into a fight with some drunk ass
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whats happening/whats going on/what the hell
whats the crack with your hair?
what the fuck have you done with your hair?
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A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
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1.possible the bets band in the world period
2. part of the choking victim family tree(also including no commercial value, morning glory, in dk, the crack rock steady 7)
wow that band leftover crack just blew me away
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A combination of the terms "The Crack of Dawn" and "Sparrows Fart" both meaning very early in the morning.
made popular by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim.
"I've been up since the crack of sparrows and I'm buggered"
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Whats crack a lackin? You and her been hitting it on lately?
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A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.
Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"
Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack
Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"
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