Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers
When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus
Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house
The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup
Karen is a Gordita Crunch
Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.
Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!
When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.
Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.
Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.