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On 4th December, Girls are going to ask out their crush instead of their crush asking them out. This can be celebrated anywhere in the world but mostly in the UK. Good luck girls! Also you can’t be rejected-it’s against the rules of 4th of December!
Girl: Will u go out with me?
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
Beat up a ginger day. For 24 hours, on December 23rd, you can beat up any ginger. Go ham on them.
John: Why are you shanking me?!?
Joe: It’s December 23rd.
John: Ah, respectable. Carry on.
The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
Legend says that best people were born on December 16th. If u r born on Dec 16 ur the best.
Your friend is born on that day? You are lucky to be friends with that person.
You hate someone who is born on December 16th? Sorry, that person is better than u.
People born on December 16th:
Zara Larsson
Ludwig van Beethoven
Ethan And Grayson Dolan
Theo James
OMG, ur born on December 16th!? Wow, ur so cool, amazing and cute! ILYSM.
it is national suck my boobs day!
suck as many boobs as you want
A:hey, wanna suck my big boobs, its so milky!
N:why?
A;because its 13 december
N;*sucks boobs*
Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!
Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."