Did you hear the crazy thunder?

A way to text someone to see if they’re awake and dtf. Literally translates to: “come fuck me.”

“Did you hear the crazy thunder?” “Yes, I’m on my way.”

Why Did You Search This Up

The word itself says its all.

Yeah. Why did you search this up?

and you did it at my birthday dinner

Quote from Tati (sorry if i spelled that wrong) where she accused James Charles of gulping at her birthday dinner. TIME AND PLACE

Tati: AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
James: *gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp*

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Dids It

A long and strange way my friend says "I did it". Most say it's from Jojo,most say it's from the band ACDC. Surprisingly it also came from a SML video "Black Yoshi's kids" where Black Yoshi says "Not if they ain't know who be dones did it" at 8:17 (It's not even hard to tell it came from him)

From Discord 7/9/21
Friend 1:You stole my body pillow 6 time and you gonna tell me that?!
Friend 2:Don't be all them talks like I dirty deeds done dirt dids it to be them emo maddafakkas!

I think I just did

when you are a gay robot and someone wishes you good luck in finding a really nice guy, but you already have, and it's that person

"I think I just did. Marty, will you go to the prom with me?"

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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

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wtf did i just watch

when you go to google to see naruto memes and see

*goes to naruto memes* *sees kakashi giving sakura one hundred years of death * *wtf did i just watch*

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