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Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.
When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo
Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack
That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster
The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.
"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."
The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass