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kinda weird at the beginning
depressing at the end
dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder
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When someone says fuck and u dont know what that means.
Person1: I fucking rekt that noob last night!
Person2: uh... what does fuck mean?
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Yes James loves Cora a shit ton more
James: I love you more
Cora:no I love you more
Jamez: nope I love you more *wins*
Does James love Cora more is a fact and is here to show that James loves Cora more
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when a boy leaves you on delivered for over 10 hours and you are fed up with them thinking they are superior when they're 4'9.
"um who does he think he is?? not him leaving me on delivered for 13 hours please what else is he doing?"
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obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it
by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good
by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.
by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship
FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .
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a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
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