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A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it
Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld
A company that prides itself on making poor quality and sometimes inedible food. They also offer a drive through facility, where on returning home you will realise the bastards only gave you half of what you ordered.
I went Mc Donalds yesterday to grab a burger... came back with AIDS.
An instance where Donald Trump engaged in debauchery.
Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.
Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.
2👍 1👎
A crazed wannabe dictator who is programmed in the destruction of the USA. His mindslayer boyfriend aka Putin gives him cookies when obedient.
The country got Donald Trumpf'd
Gracie is the biggest sket from skanky Swindon that anyone will ever meet. Gracie throws her meat around like there’s no tomorrow and will send anyone nudes anytime even if she’s with friends or family! Gracie is a catfish so beofre you meet her, make sure you know what she really looks like otherwise you’ll be in for a fright ! Gracie is well known for her fake breasts enhanced by her maximise bra from primark in colour red, that she wears on the daily. Anyway, that’s all you need to know about Gracie Donald !
“Oh look it’s Gracie Donald, the slag of Swindon that wears the same red bra everyday !”
This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.
I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.
A more accurate name for the fat president
Person A: Hey have you heard about Donald Trump on the
Person B: More like Donald plump am I right
Both: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH