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One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.
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The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.
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A shortened version of a book, document, etc.
Man 2: That is not funny at all.
Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
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A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."
Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."
Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."
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Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
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A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.
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a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.
Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.
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The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.
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