drive-by awesome

Randomly telling someone that they're awesome, just because you feel like it.

"You're awesome!"

"Thanks! Why?"

"Drive-by awesome."

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drive by date

A booty call lasting less than one hour, done on the way to

(a) meet with friends so you don't just think about getting laid the whole time

(b) a party so you don't try too hard to impress girls

(c) a date so that if you end up having sex with HER, you don't bust immediately

guy 1: Dude, want to head to Tony's kegger?
guy 2: Nahh I gotta go to Chelsea's.
guy 3: Bro you're bailing on us for a date with that hog?
guy 2: Fuck no. It's totally a drive by date. I'll see you at Tony's in 40 minutes.
guy 1: Sick, you know Tiffany's gonna be there.
guy 3: That chick from biology he has a hard on for?
guy 1: Oh yeah. I see what you're doing bro!

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Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

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redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

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drive the rack

1. Basketball: to dribble the ball towards the basket.
2. Derived from 1: To hit on a girl aggressively.

1. "That balla wanted to drive the rack, he was calling for the rock all game."
2. "I went to drive the rack on that broad, but she was having none of it."

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Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

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Manor Drive

A road in Leeds where the sexiest, funniest, bestest people live. Anyone found to be inhabiting on this road is automatically a legend. Blates.

Person 1: "Shall we go to Manor Drive where all the cool people live?"

Person 2: "Blates."

Person 3: "Totes."

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