Grass-eater

A person who beliefs that being a vegetarian is morally superior.
And tries to shame anyone who likes meat.

Look at this grass-eater, acting all High and mighty.

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Social Eater

A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.

Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?

Tom: I did and pretty fast.

Phil: How?

Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.

Phil: What, you are just a social eater?

Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.

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baby eater

a fat bastard who is hungus to eat everything

shit man thats one fat baby eater fuk wheres ma sister.

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Cake Eaters

A person (usually of UK origin) who doen't have a clue about the Italian culture.

Cake eaters believe Bruschetta is pronounced Brew-shet-a. It's Bru-sket-a or simply Sket-a.

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Cake-eater

50's slang for a ladies man or these days a guy you'd call a "player"

Yo that guy fucks every girl he sees and doesn't care. He's such a cake-eater.

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Death Eater

The person that turns up to events and each and every time manages to suck the very soul out of the room by simply arriving.

Funny Friend - "why has everyone suddenly gone dead weird and cagey all of a sudden?"
Other funny friend - "the death eater has arrived"
Funny Friend "we need to get someone to change the music to really loud and get the heating on really high, it's freezing in here!"

Other funny friend does not reply as they have sadly encountered Death Eater, has fainted and is having their very soul sucked out of their mouth

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Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

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