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A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.
That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.
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being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.
I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.
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The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.
"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."
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someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write
Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend
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That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.
"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."
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When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."
Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.
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Somebody who has taken the name 'social networking site' quite literally and does all their socialising and lives their life through facebook. This includes continual updates about their mundane daily activities (e.g. is off to the bank; loves honey on toast; is meeting the in laws today; is getting ready to go out), how much they love their partner, how much they drank the night before, how hung over they are, how many days till their holiday and all the things the majority of people they are "friends" with do not care or want to read about. An FBC will also use Facebook as a way of announcing their engagement. Also somebody who will add anybody and everybody to their friends list, this includes accepting someone who has added you that you don't know. A FBC also tries to demonstrate how "cool" or cultured they are by posting clips from youtube on their wall to make it look like they are into the subject matter. FBCs are also responsible for deleting comments from other users which they deem makes them look bad.
Classic facebook cunt updates:
Hannah is soooo hung over.
Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.
Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.
Ali has broken his pen lid.
Ali loves his phone.
Ali is meeting his inlaws today.
Ali walked to work this morning.
Ali bought his gf flowers.
Ali saw a sheep.
Ali loves his mum.
Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
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