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Fact buddy

A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.

There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.

“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”

in the office ten years later ..

“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”

by Contriveme July 5, 2018


The Greatest Fact

That the infinite line of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of complex integrals.

These complex integrals have a tautological relationship with a group of pseudorandom numbers.

Furthermore; one's intentions have a bijective relationship with one's thoughts because the pseudorandom numbers are one's thoughts.

The Greatest Fact In The Universe is the inversion of nominalism: inverted nominalism...

In inverted nominalism, the infinite set of complex numbers is divided by the uncountable set of trienes each of which have a surface area of one. Furthermore the uncountable SET of of trienes, called the triene-function, ALSO has a surface area of 1.

Thus, it is the complex INTEGRALS that are the trienes and NOT the complex numbers that are the trienes.

This is in contrast to nominalism in which an infinite number of Tarski breaks divides an uncountable group of Tarski lines due to the spinning of the dark-gravity-points at the edge of sublumination..

by flightfacilities May 7, 2022


Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact

Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right

by <;)> March 17, 2018


Facts Lazaria

When something is super factual and true.

“5+5 = 10” , “facts lazaria!!”

by gibbytheboxerboy July 5, 2024


Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.

Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.

by sir leton March 4, 2022


fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.

“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)

by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024


fact-troll

Trolling people without bending the truth/lying, solely grounded in absolute truths.

Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."

by De Soevereine Nar November 1, 2024