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Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.
Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.
It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.
It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.
Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.
Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.
This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.
Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.
To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.
Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.
Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.
Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.
"Look at the pic of this dude casu-flexing."
Using the 'flex emoji' as the word strong.
Bonus: The danish word for spicy is also the word for strong the emoji can therefore describe the spiciness of food!
The current is very (flex emoji), watch out!
I would like a (flex emoji) bowl of curry.
What a (flex emoji) cup of coffee!