Flu of the swine

one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.

So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.

Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.

The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.

omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o

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Swine Flu

1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.

2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election

My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.

The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.

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Obama Flu

When one is so hung over and tired from celebrating Barack Obama's historic victory, that he/she cannot go to work the next day.

November 5, 2008 7:59a.m. "Boss, I can't come into work today...I'm infected with the Obama Flu. Doctor says its contagious."

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Cat Flu

A highly contagious disease characterized by cold like symptoms and the inability to keep from signing Cat Stevens songs.

1: " If you want to sing out, sing out...Achoo!"

2: What's wrong with you dude?

1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu

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Wine Flu

The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine

Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?

Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.

Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?

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flu tab

another name for ACID (LSD)

because of the flu like symptoms that it gives

those flu tabs were bomb! i was trippin balls

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Swine Flu

When a guy hooks up with a fat girl, he's caught the swine flu.

A: I hooked up with that girl last night...

B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.

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