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frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 14, 2015


frosty red maple

The act of ejaculating on a red heads anus

I met this crazy ginger and I gave her a frosty red maple

by Ricky3knuckles January 09, 2016


Frosty Texas Turnpike

When a man is fucking a woman with a tall Texas hat on in the dead of winter and pulls out right before she cums, and says she needs to pay the toll to finish.

Thotiana: I'm gonna cum!!
Brandon: *Pulls out* Sorry ma'am. No one rides for free. You gotta pay the toll...
Thotiana: Are you really giving me a Frosty Texas Turnpike?
Brandon: *Holds out hand*

by TheBigGrease April 30, 2021


frosty the wife beater

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.

"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

by manoraschuster August 12, 2023


cold frosty on the beach

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.

Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.

by junkstuff July 25, 2011


Frosty Bomb

When a person fills a mason jar with cocaine, sits on it slowly (like in 1 guy 1 cup) and the jar busts. The cocaine goes directly into the bloodstream thus numbing the wound and the stuffer dies from blood loss and overdose.

"Did ya hear, man? Jamie did a Frosty Bomb and it killed him in ten minutes! Bet it was the best ten minutes of his life though!"

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle January 26, 2009


frosty pop

an extremely cold and mean bitch,usually described as a cock block. Unlikely to return phone calls, provide sexual stimulation, and severe cases, even talk to you at all.

That rude bitch was a total frosty pop.

by LadyLidge April 12, 2008