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Whilst partnering in the 69 position and nearing fruition, the (male) individual on top abrubtly sits up, with the scrotum at the bridge of the nose, one testicle falling naturally into in each eye socket, and quickly finishes himself off, depositing his bounty upon the nose and chin of the individual underneath.
Chris wasn't very pleased with the moroccan goggles I bequeathed this morning.
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Like beer goggles, but with carnies.
Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.
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When one places there testicles on a sleeping friends eyes and then wakes them up.
Quick Fred is asleep give him the uranium goggles for when he wakes up.
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entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.
bro: dude she was so hot!
bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on
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since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale
example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six
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A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.
Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.
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How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.
WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).
"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"
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