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gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 17, 2015

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gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.

Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.

by Girthquake69 November 6, 2015

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Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by February 22, 2021

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gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu November 20, 2009

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Gooch Cheese

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch

Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese

by FoShizzleMyNizzleOffTheHizzle February 4, 2011

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Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo December 12, 2007

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Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.

by McLangolf McMuffin August 22, 2011

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