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A Semi small town on the western slope that wishes it was fruita!
Dang. Too bad we live in Grand junction, huh?
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when the turd you're shitting starts touching the water in the toilet bowl, while still attached to your arsehole.
Evrytime i eat Tex-Mex, i get a Grand Slam
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A crappy little town near San luis Obispo. The name translates to "Big Ditch" and that's basically what it is. Full of mexicans and poor white folk, the residents of AG enjoy hating on the more affluent areas around them while only dreaming to one day live there. Nobody moves to AG, people only upgrade their lives and move out. This place breeds slutty girls that lose their virginity at age 14 and are full of STI's and oxycontin by age 18. AG sucks balls, go to SLO or Pismo or anywhere besides AG and you will be happy.
"I met a girl from Arroyo Grande who was a big slut with a loose vag, what was i thinking talking to her!?"
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The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.
Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"
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An incredible musician that produces music for her very supporting fans & of course, haters that are shocked by all of her amazing vocals. Ariana Grande has a large fan base, consisting of both females and males. She writes her own checks like she writes what she sings. She has a large net worth. She currently has 5 albums; Yours Truly, My Everything, Dangerous Woman, Sweetener and Thank u, next. She also has two #1 singles and a Grammy for best vocal album: Sweetener. Sis really be winning the music industry.
‘Ariana Grande is an amazing singer! Her vocals blow everyone away. I love her so much!’ exclaimed the user @needyforagb on stan Twitter.
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Ariana Grande is Queen, if you disagree you're wrong.
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1. A less talented version of Mariah Carey who can't write a song.
2. An artist who bombed one of her own shows for promo.
Did Ariana Grande really write Flip it flip it twist twist it mix it mix it in a ?
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