Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

Greek soup

A collection of as many Greek letters as possible in a mathematical thesis, intended to give the reader a firm impression of the author being smart, rather than conveying the same information in a more meaningful way. The Greek soup is often found in LaTeX generated pdfs using the Computer Modern typeface.

Oh my, what a beautiful Greek soup! That person must be really clever.

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.

Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!

TGI Greek

The go-to company for every college student when it comes to custom designed t-shirts + accessories for events, or just everyday wear.

Person 1 "Ugh, where do you get so many cute t-shirts?"
Person 2 "Thanks, it's TGI Greek."

Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.

Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!

Greek i's

The most useless thing in the world cause you need to use 5 different i's WHO NEEDS THAT MANY I'S!?!

Dude: yo what is the greek word for wall
Dude2: τοιχος
Dude: thats alotta greek i's if ya ask me