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hairy Bellafonte

a hairy back or hairy body part (joke on the musician Harry Bellafonte)

good lord he has a hairy bellafonte

by beglebite May 30, 2009

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hairy woog

Another name for a trashy woman's hairy vagina.

That trailer park is full of hairy woogs.

by Beast87 May 20, 2011

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Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy twat

1.)a rugby player

2.)a wet bolognia flower

3.)a not-so-nice insult

guy 1) Hey do you know that kid tyler?
guy 2) Yeah, he's the hairy twat right?

Kyle Holland will never get into a hairy twat

Kyle won't get any hairy twat because he's such a fucking hairy twat.

by Tim Gesell October 31, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy eye

Like a stink eye but more of a snobby look up & down the whole body with a poop sniff mouth.

That bitch looked at me like her ass was a cream puff & everyone wanted a bite & gave me the hairy eye, what a sluntbag.

by SpinSugar Shannon (aka CREAM) April 27, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Sandwich

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

by Mastah Snatcha May 18, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž