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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

by Piedmontdegen July 17, 2022


heather Healy

another name for a rat/whore

"Oh shit a Heather Healy!"

by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 7, 2020


joe heather

Gay faggot who likes it up the ass. He nonces on his cat and shoves her up his asshole. He claims hes like 5”9” but he’s actually like 5”0”.

Stop being such a joe heather.

by Random_Guy69 July 28, 2020


heather and Declan

The best couple out there

Everyone loves them

Heather and Declan are a great match

by 1236!/£.& Han an a April 29, 2024


Heather P

a girlboss, the hottest, slays every comeback, is hot when she cries, is possibly gay, barely has school friends, anti-social /hj

OMG its Heather P she used to be jn my 3rd grade class 🤪

by Whossthatchick March 28, 2022


Heather Hart

Incredible human being so full of grace and spirit, the world was never quite sure what to do with it.

Heather Hart is a spirit, a state of mind.

by Arcaneacro September 21, 2019


Heather Cronin

An eclectic kaleidoscope of unconditional love. A friend to anyone in need. Heather is the one you call upon to take a drive with,and remind you of all things beautiful and magical. Honest and loyal;almost to fault. Unicorn and Baby whispered.If she calls you friend;you are a rare and beautiful gift to this world,and she will ensure you know this as often as needed.

I got up today,and said I'm gonna do things the Heather Cronin way;and went to court with Beth. I stood up at the podium and advocated for her character to the Judge. Turned the whole case in her favor!

by KK'sThroatbabyMomma October 4, 2021