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A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!
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Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.
Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.
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I chowed down on Canada's history last night.
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Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
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The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.
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A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.
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After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
last night really was worse than a Canada's History.
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