waffle hand hold

Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.

A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.

B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.

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Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

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Hold Your Water

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.

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Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".

Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.

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hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

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down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

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hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

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