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Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.
I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.
I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train
This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?
Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.
Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.
Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.
A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".
Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!
Senior - Hold your pants on.
calm down and be patient
Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.
Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.
"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"
What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.
Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?
Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.