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Just the opposite of "no homo" yet has the same meaning. It's a very complicated phrase. Some people might think you actually mean what you said to be gay, when in actuality, you were just using a hilarious spin-off of no homo so you have to be careful who you use it around or you risk looking gay.
You see, if you sarcastically exclaim that you meant what you said in a homosexual way, most intelligent people will understand you're being sarcastic and proceed to laugh because they know you aren't actually gay.
Friend 1: "You know I'll always have your back."
Friend 2: *cracks a smile, realizing this was a pause moment*
Friend 1: "Hella homo!"
Friend 1 & 2 continue laughing at the perceivably gay thing Friend 1 said, however, he meant not for it to be gay, however, making it gay made it funnier, however, he is not gay.
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Someone that you think could possibly be a homosexual.
"Call me crazy, but I got a strong homo hunch that Gary has feelings for Tod"
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A man who enjoys having sex with another man.
Person 1 - "Hey wanna take a ride with me to see some male strippers?"
Person 2 - "No way you homo humper!"
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Man who is emotionally gay though not always attracted or interesed in the physical aspects of gaydom.
"Dude, are you sure Mike's not gay?"
"No, man, he's just an emo homo."
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A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.
"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.
"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.
"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.
Luigi turned bright red and ran away.
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Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.
A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.
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