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If someone punches you that shit hurted
If you punch me I will say that shit hurted
A place a hipster escapes to after heartbreak or rejection.
He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.
It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.
Skrt ma hurt meaning a slang way to say emotions also upbeat and still positive
Skrt ma hurt man I thought we were friends.
A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.
Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.
An overly emotional response to a perceived insult
Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.