i’m not much of a dancer

when someone is not giving and therefore insecure and not pussy popping.

amelia: dance with me i wanna build some sexual tension
isaac: “i’m not much of a dancer”

I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always

Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”

I’m Hot

In the process of denying Amy’s revive just to get cucked by 2 autoloadings

I’m Hot fuck this imma go play minecraft

i’m hot

i’m hot lol

girl 1: what r u?
me: i’m hot and give good he*d

girl 1: wow i wish i was like u

i’m hot

i’m hot like rlly hot.

girl 1: what r u?
girl 2: i’m hot
girl 1: i wish i were u!

I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

I’m obsessed with tvd

Go get therapy now cause I’m obsessed too

Girl 1: I’m obsessed with tvd.

Girl 2: what’s tvd?

Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.

Girl 2: go get therapy.