hi im a baboon

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

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im not a regular person

i cant be giving out verses
im making the industry nervous

- a boogie with the hoodie

i wake up in the morning and start excercising im not a regular person

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stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.

your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude

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Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

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bitch im fabulous

A meme that has a very "fabulous" picture, then there's words that says "BITCH IM FABULOUS!"

Horse*BITCH IM FABULOUS
Bunny*okay...

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im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

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im not playing anymore

when you are wrong and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you are

oh dear i fucked up again im not playing anymore

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