french twist

The act of getting a handie while pooping.

Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.

I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.

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french noob

A french noob is a a person that just because being french automatically becomes a noob in every game that exists and will ever exist.
While some people don't agree with this theory ,expert sociologists published a research which supported this theory making it, by definition , undeniable .

Game chat:
Person 1: Why did you start, if you don't want to play?
Person 2: Quit
French noob: Didnt know i had to go this early
French noob: I can´t play anymore so...
French noob: A defeat will not make u lose u_u
Person 2: ur french?
French noob: Yeah why?
Person 2: lmao

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french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

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French Rifle

A rifle that's never been fired, since the French pussy out of every war.

Bill: "How do you know that post-WWII rifle has never been fired?! It looks like a military weapon and it must be 50 years old!"

Ted: "It's a French Rifle."

Bill: "You must be right."

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French Major

A dazzlingly attractive and stunningly brilliant student who can not only speak the sexiest language on Earth but also has several other noteworthy skills. These include (but are not limited to) the ability to cook upscale cuisine, identify pieces of fine art, and make jokes about literary classics that will be, in all likelihood, over your head.

French Major: Excuse me, mon cher, but could you hand me that bag of flour? I'm trying to get this bread to rise evenly enough that it doesn't resemble the snake that swallowed the elephant! Haha!

Lucky Significant Other: Of course! Will we be enjoying this with our beef bourguignon and merlot tonight?

French Major: Oui oui! ;) Our table will look like a baroque still life!

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French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

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french military

the biggest group of failures around

Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha

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