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When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath
Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.
Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"
Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.
After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.
Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!
When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.
Always morning snoring to start the day!