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You fart in the bedroom and then dive under the covers to escape the stench.
She dropped a reverse dutch oven and blamed the dog.
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The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.
When im Warming Up The Oven I like to kiss the inside of kate's thighs.
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v. - The act of inserting a man's penis and testicles (the entire package) into another's anus.
Bob knew Judy was loose, but he never would have guessed that he could Oven Mitt her.
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when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.
"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."
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n. A place in a small town that redneck losers can hang out, eat themselves sick, check out the hot waitresses they stand no chance with and leave a crappy ass cheap tips when they are finished.
Hey, Bubba, I'm bout flat broke but I hear tell that new place on the corner's a real Brick Oven.
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when you fart in a pillow case, and you put it over your friends (or partners) head.
Yo man when craig was sleeping, we gave him the easy bake oven
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"Dude, I let Daniel pop into my oven yesterday"
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