Pickling someone’s balls

An action to lick my pickled ballsack while you ejaculate in my bush so I get a sticky bush while I sing earfquake. After that we can touch tips and watch gay midget child porn with my dog.(ill hring a butt plug)once I’m done raping my dog I’ll find 17 unsuspecting children and kidnap them. I will cut off each testicle one by one and eat them in front of the kids. I’ll cum on all of there faces and smile while the dingleberrys in my ass linger I’ll Diareah on the florr.

I’m gonna pickling someone’s balls at midnight.

being perfect to someone

Is accepting them for who they are. And not judging them for there flaws. Them being your dream boy/girl

That person is being perfect to someone

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

someone cool

A human being actually decent enough to get this title (Note: Nobody currently has it and nobody has.)

you all suck, someone cool is never gonna show up

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.

Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.