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A British word meaning erection
Last night at Morgans house i got a monsterous irish toothache!
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The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.
Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"
John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."
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Urban myth suggests that the "Black Irish" could have Moorish descent from ancient invasion (and subsequent rape and pilage)
The myth of the Black Irish...
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A black eye, generally on a wife or girlfriend.
What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?
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1) An ethnic group consisting of the indigenous people of the island of Ireland as well as the descendants of those people who immigrated abroad.
2) A citizen of a Republic on some God-forsaken waterlogged island in the north Atlantic who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that the word "Irish" can denote either an ethnicity or a nationality and one does not have to belong to one group to belong to the other.
Irish dude from Boston: OK, I'll try to explain one last time. Here, look at this Venn diagram. It has bright colors and everything. After we get done, you can even use it as a coloring book. There, that's a good boy!
Irish dude from Dublin: *stomps feet, sticks fingers in ears and clenches teeth* *Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! Feck you, stupid yank, you're not Irish and never will be! .....
Irish dude from Boston: No wonder my ancestors left that place...
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It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know.
Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show.
Dave: No, I refuse to.
Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule.
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When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
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