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The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.
I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...
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The act of performing extremely pleasurable cunnalingus for no more or no less than 15 minutes. Often leads to black outs and speaking in a unknown language
Yo man I gave this girl that iron tongue last night. Hoe passed out
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The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman
OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!
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One who willingly resists masturbating or having sex
1. Prior to donating at a sperm bank it is advised that you make yourself Iron Willed.
2. The Iron Willed have the best sex when they give in.
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Normally referring to ones immense strength. They can fix everything and ANYTHING.
Most of the time they're referred to as "Cast Iron Cramer" or "CIC" for short.
(i.e. Jack of all trades.)
They prefer to lift heavy things for no apparent reason, while making noises that only a dying Sasquatch should make.
Last night was crazy, when i got home Cast Iron Cramer was in the garage bench pressing cars.
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When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight
You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick
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