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Taking a picture in a mirror ( mainly in a dressing room or public toilet ) of your penis hanging out of your fly
“He went in to the changing rooms and enjoyed the full length mirrors, so decided to do a ‘ jean peen’ shot to show his partner”
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A 90’s term to describe an expensive pair of jeans. Term still used be middle aged adults.
Like oh my god are those designer jeans?
Yes they are Calvin Klein jeans!
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A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
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The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.
This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.
Lauren gave Leon a jean job.
Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.
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Jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's ass crack over the top of them. They are common in Miami and, of course, Brazil.
(Girl wearing Brazilian jeans is walking down the street...)
(Girl) Damn put some pinche clothes on bitch!
(Guy) Damn esa, shake it!!
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Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.
however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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My emo friend loves skinny jeans.
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Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.
fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
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