Random
Source Code
Random
When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response
Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"
Bystander: you guys are stupid
Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us
7👍 4👎
To jack off using jelly as lube
I caught my brother doing a jelly tug last night.
7👍 4👎
Northeast Atlantic coast: tiny, harmless, translucent sea creatures from two to three inches across that resemble jellyfish but do not actually sting their food.
Southeast Atlantic coast: usually about six to eight inches in diameter, a jellyfish that is mildly venomous and identifiable by its four pink horseshoe-shaped markings.
Northeast Pacific coast: up to about fifteen inches in diameter, a jellyfish that doesn't have the long tentacles usually associated with its kind but a short fringe that sweeps food to its mucous layer right under the bell.
"When I was younger," said Sarah, "I would never go swimming when we went to the beach because I was terrified of finding a moon jelly."
7👍 4👎
The act of a slutty bitch getting knocked up.
That old slut Kelli, was out messing around with some guys, and got jelly bellied.
7👍 4👎
Term used to mean "jealous"
Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."
My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.
It made me soooo grape jelly.
7👍 5👎
The fat rolls on large women that you can snuggle up to on
cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
Balequas warm jelly is very helpful in cold climates.
7👍 4👎
Used to make your piss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there's no tomorrow.
Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.
O my God it hurts so bad spankin my shit dry. O word, get some KY Jelly on my gangsta ass cock and stroke that shit.
85👍 97👎