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When jerry put 2 finger in the butt of his dog
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An acid flashback, especially when the acid was taken at a jam band music festival.
dirtyhippie1: Dude?
dirtyhippie1: You still there, man?
dirtyhippie2: Sorry. I was having Jerry Garcia's revenge.
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1. When someone sympathizes with the aggressor in a conflict because that party is getting hurt more, disregarding that they (the "Tom") have actually started the fight by attacking the "Jerry" and therefore deserve what they get.
2. Imposing unreasonably high moral standards on someone defending themselves from a violent attack, often as an excuse to support the attacker.
"Man, I know Carlos was about to beat him up, but that little kid really shouldn't have broken Carlos' nose."
"Dude, Tom and Jerry Effect."
"I guess you're right."
"Damnit, why can't the Israelis just go home to Europe?"
"They've got a right to be there."
"Well then why do they have to kill so many innocent Arabs with such overwhelming force?"
"Because the Arabs attacked them first. Israel is the Jerry and Palestine is the Tom. Get over it."
"Nuh-uh."
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A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.
I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.
I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.
I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.
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Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad
We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.
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1. A rather large, pink-faced talking head. 2. Co-Chairman of The Moral Majority 3. A Christian 4. Televangelist
..." and all my friends," remarked Dr. Jerry Falwell during his January Fourteenth, Two Thousand and Seven {program touting the benefits of 'Buy A Jew From Russia And Send Him Home'} Television Infommercial - As Seen On TV/Comcast Cable
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WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..
(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE
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